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Coming Soon? The Panda Express Movie

By January 5, 2016Cinema Satire

Jack Black and Jackie Chan, IN…… Panda Express’s “EXPRESS THIS!”

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Legally speaking, 2016 is the year of the monkey; however, it really should be year of the panda. Kung Fu Panda 3 will soon be released. Quick on its heels will be another flick for those pandafiles out there – and its sure to deliver as much Kung Pao as its cinematic cousin.

Critically acclaimed fast food giant Panda Express will be serving up more than sweet and sour pork to movie-goers in Q4 2016. That’s right, after your gourmet meal at the mall food court, you can catch the tasty feature, “Express This!”

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“Express This!” an action flick starring Jack Black and Jackie Chan is marinating as we write. Plot details are thin, however sources say Black’s character will be a chubby red panda who has a higher calling to work for “Master Chef” Jackie Chan. Despite never having had fast food experience, Black will karate chop and dice his way up the Panda Express line cooks to assist Master Chef.

One exec had this to tweet on the project: “the film menu is about to get spicy!” (tweet was later removed).
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Is this flick coming soon or is it destined to stay on the shelf?

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