I Can’t Believe it’s on YouTube! Whitney Cummings I LOVE YOU
Story: A comedienne throttles her audience with anecdotes that rips them apart and puts them back together the wrong way.
Why You Should See It: If General Patton was a woman, funny as hell, and created “Two Broke Girls,” he would be Whitney Cummings. She doesn’t just skirt the boundaries that is known as “the war of the sexes.” She fucking wages war on it. Aggressively. Sadistically. Unmercifully. And she could win this war!
All those decades, centuries, eons of bullshit on the female sex is laid out, dissected, ripped apart. Rarely have I felt so idiotic for being a man then during this hour. And I say this with great pleasure, since I was laughing my ass off most of the time.
Never been a “Two Broke Girls” fan. But I’m almost tempted to re-watch episodes after seeing Whitney Cummings’ HBO special a couple nights ago, which led to finding this gem on YouTube. Lady is hands down one of the best comedians around. Forget comparing her to Schumer or Silverman… dick or not, she’s as good as Louis C.K., Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor in their prime.
Just to give you a taste, Cumming illustrates that, “a penis is so ugly… they have to cut some of it off at birth just to make it presentable.” Sigmund Freud would have loved this chick. I Can’t Believe It’s On YouTube.
Written by: Norith Soth